A.K.A. “On list of things fun but not worth dying for”. I used to ride motorcycles. Screw motorcycles. Not worth it.


Jarrett on his 1975 Yamaha XS650

Don’t I look cool?


Bike in foreground, Jarrett and paramedics in background

I’m way in the background, but you can clearly see that I look less cool.

Jarrett with Sage about to be back-boarded.

I would even say I look significantly less cool.

Jarrett and paramedics

Possibly even not cool at all.

Jarrett in hospital bed

This is where we enter negative cool.

I’ll be in a negative cool state for probably a year. So yeah, screw motorcycles.