A.K.A. “On list of things fun but not worth dying for”. I used to ride motorcycles. Screw motorcycles. Not worth it.
Don’t I look cool?
I’m way in the background, but you can clearly see that I look less cool.
I would even say I look significantly less cool.
Possibly even not cool at all.
This is where we enter negative cool.
I’ll be in a negative cool state for probably a year. So yeah, screw motorcycles.